Have you heard of these before?

It struck me the other day that im small.. oh so small. I decided it must be because im so small that people keep on ignoring me and dont really listen to what I have to say.. so I wanted to do something about my silly height... After much research I finally found out about some inserts (insoles) which i can put inside my shoes making me taller. All other ways to grow taller i found weren't really any good and some like taking human growth hormone was just plain dumb and dangerous for my health.. Height increasing insoles seems as though that wearing these insoles is the best bet if you really want to increase your height and fast.. I know its probably better to do posture exercises.. which i am doing... but i wanted instant height as well... so combining the two would give me the best of two worlds.. actually being tall with insoles instantly and gaining real height with height exercises... Iv been wearing the insoles for the past couple of weeks and they have worked people have been noticing my new confidence and are listening to me finally!